powakaddy is a motorised golf trolley. Bill had one as a birthday gift, but forgot to switch it off as he played the green. It scooted into a water hazard, and Bill had to rescue it then play the remaining 13 holes in cold wet clothing! To add insult to injury, his car keys were in the golf bag and had been disabled by the water! Poor Bill had to taxi home in wet clothes and missed the gala dinner the club had prepared for his birthday treat!!!

Unlucky Bill! He must've liked this one. But what for heaven's sake is a 'powakaddy'?