Text: Although Pete Simcock was a superb kisser and a fully loaded TLC-gun, Janine Wobbles realized that - no matter how she looked at his 'love thingie' - her soulmate had a pickledick! A 9 inch pickledick, but nevertheless: a pickledick. What was Janine to do on the night before her wedding!?!

Note: TLC stands for Tender, Love and Care

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